3 definitions by Offwhite_whiteoff

Scurmurmun is the act of garnishing your food with the bodies of spiders.
"Dude, I just saw the creepiest movie! They had an entire scene purely of Scurmurmun."
by Offwhite_whiteoff March 16, 2020
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"Whoconfut" is what you say when someone coughs. a bless you or gesundheit for coughing.

"Who-con-fut"
Man: *coughs*
Woman: Whoconfut.
Man: Thank you.
by Offwhite_whiteoff July 19, 2018
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