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Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.
Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.
shurps by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
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the act of douching. when a girl squirts a substance into her vagina.
Wow, I couldn't sleep last night, so i woke up and caught my sister surms her vageeena!
surms by Ghetto Lady January 9, 2009
Related Words
A sexual act combining a pearl necklace and a bronsky
Damn, that's one chick I'd shumsky
Shumsky by Ms Angelique January 4, 2011
Shursh-

Two meanings

Sex with a banana.

And

Poo.

The only bad thing is some people don't know when your meaning one or the other.
First Person: Oh Shursh!

Second Person: Wait....
shursh by 4si5 June 11, 2011
that guy went wacko and got arrested after smoking a shurm.
shurm by thegreens August 26, 2009

shumshumschilpiddydah 

One of many catchphrase on the show "Rick and Morty" which is amazing btw..

This word has a disturbing meaning,
It means to kill everything in the end, it also means party like an animal, choose one, I couldn't give a fuck, wubalubadubdub
And that's why I always say Shumshumschilpiddydah !
shumshumschilpiddydah by AwwFFS April 19, 2017

shermstick 

A cigarette, often a Newport, dipped in liquid PCP(wet).
We gotta head up to Camden & get us some shermsticks, then we can get off the hizzy tonight!
shermstick by LakituInCamdenNJ December 9, 2008