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An alter-ego of Mister Shrum, he is the great Asian poet known for his rhyming, lampooning of his friends, and for drunken babble that surpasses the lingustic prowess of his mentor, Billy Shakespeare. His first book of poetry was funded by the Donald Shrump Foundation for Special Needs Literature.
Did you read the poem by the great Shrumspeare? It was so good, I would tell him if he were right here. But sadly he is not near. He's such a wise poet, I would even lick his Asian ear.
by thecoooolest August 18, 2011

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