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Shitfucked 

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.
1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."
Shitfucked by N3vermind March 18, 2009
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Shumucked 

What a wannabe toronto man calls a girl after he gets rejected.
Ty: Do you wanna date?
Jordyn: No
Ty: your shumucked
Shumucked by Urmomlikesme67 April 23, 2021

shitfucked 

Another term for shitfaced, usually when one is under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana.
"Goddddd, I'm sooooo shitfucked!"
shitfucked by CGO February 5, 2008

Sunfucked 

Being REALLY sunburned.

Ussualy happens to pale people who try to tan and fail misserably. Or people who forget to use sunscreen.

Doesnt neccesarily have to include peeling but it still hurts like hell.
Man I had a great day and the beach with all those chicks, but my back got COMPLETELY sunfucked

Shitfucked 

When someone is in a lot of trouble.
"The doctors say he has 1 in a million chance of survival. That guy is totally shitfucked."
Shitfucked by tho3m December 30, 2009

subfucked 

Not getting what you ordered at Subway
John :"I got Subfucked today"

Jane :"Oh No! How?"

John :"Bitch gave me the wrong fucking sub"
subfucked by Rizan Hottie April 16, 2008