shumiss 

something that taste/looks like shit, cum, and piss all mixed together.

I tried to tough it out, but Fernado's chupa chalupas tasted like shumiss.

shumiss by j. suave October 28, 2007

The Shumiss Mix 

Shumiss is where you take a bath and you relax so much that you release all of your bodily fluids in a bath so it's a shit, cum and piss mix. Pronounced Shum-iss.

ahh Brad, did you see did you see Kathy's instagram picks of The Shumiss mix in her bath last night? yeh bro it was savage!

The Shumiss Mix by StopWankingMeOff December 13, 2016

Shumissimo 

Shumissimo: A term that is the absolute superlative of Shume, an Albanian word that means a lot.

Comparable to the famous 3000 in i love you 3000.

I love you shumissimo!

Shumissimo by Gardi November 22, 2021

Shumissimo 

Shumissimo is an invented word derived from the Albanian word "shume", which means "so much", combined with the Italian suffix "-issimo" to emphasize the meaning

"I love you shumissimo" that means "I love you so much"

Shumissimo by Gardi January 10, 2022

Shumister 

Another name for somebody that has the name "shu" in it. Like Joshua. Makes them sound awesome.

Score 1 for shumister...

Shumister by Carl Carl June 11, 2013

shmisses 

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

shmisses by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017

Shmissed 

A way of adding a little extra spice to missed commonly used when you’ve arrived late or were unable to attend a fun or adventurous moment.

Friend 1 : “Do you see that sick car?”
Friend 2 : “wait where?”
Friend 1 : “bro you shmissed it.”

Shmissed by YourAllSus November 1, 2020