Shub

The unfortunate need to go for a shit at the pub (the local bar or 'pub'). Often an unpleasant experience due to the condition of most public house toilets

Two mates arrive at the local public house (bar) and three beers in...
Mate 1: Damn I need a shit
Mate 2: Man you should have gone before you left home there's no locks on the doors in there and piss everywhere
Mate 1: I didn't need to go at home...this shub is gonna be hell
Mate 2: Sucks to be you man...

by AviWoo September 21, 2011

shub

the word i call my boyfriend because it just sounds totally awesome

i love you shub :)!

by genderbender20000 May 26, 2009

Shub

In first nations language, it means "shit" or "poo". It has been used widely by first nations peoples of British Columbia, Canada.

Person 1: Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is? I need to take a gigantic shub.

Person 2: Um, yes, it's right over there...

Person 1: Thanks!

by lalarox03 July 25, 2012

SHUB

An acronym for a common method of cleansing oneself in the shower - "Soapy Hand Up Butt". Most common among males.

Mom: "Did you wash well?"

Son: "Yep. I shubbed"

by Lostbui January 7, 2010

shub

although known as a plant, it can also be known in some case's a hooker or whore,

you are a slut and a shub

by jack July 18, 2003

shub niggurath

"The Black Goat of the Woods With a Thousand Young is a dark and terrible alien fertility goddess in the mythos, sometimes depicted as a demonic goat, sometimes as an enormous amorphous mass spawning her "Dark Young"-- huge tentacled tree-like hulks with shaggy goats legs and hooves -- in an endless orgy of reproduction."

To sum it all up, the ultimate badass in everything awesome.

Holy shitcakes Batman! I just saw Shub Niggurath! I can die a happy human.

by Manzy February 17, 2005

Shub

Similar to its close cousin the Chub. The chub is a semi flaccid semi erect penis with a 90 degree angle. A chub occurs when you see a girl from behind who you think is extremely hot then you see her face and relies she is hideous.

I saw that girl pass by at lunch before and almost popped a boner until she turned around and i saw her face. I just ended up with a hanging shub instead.

by Chubster69 February 27, 2012