The unfortunate need to go for a shit at the pub (the local bar or 'pub'). Often an unpleasant experience due to the condition of most public house toilets
Two mates arrive at the local public house (bar) and three beers in...
Mate 1: Damn I need a shit
Mate 2: Man you should have gone before you left home there's no locks on the doors in there and piss everywhere
Mate 1: I didn't need to go at home...this shub is gonna be hell
Mate 2: Sucks to be you man...
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