Shube

The clear brown substance created by the mixture of lube and fecal matter when having anal sex.

After having anal sex with Jane, and possibly using too much lube, John realized the wet spot on the bed was in fact shube.

by Misschief February 19, 2010

Derogatory term for a Vermont native. Typically refers to a redneck type local.

Chris is marrying Meghan, she's such a shube.

by Coon dog June 17, 2017

Shubes

The shit stuck to the pubes around your arsehole after you've been for a crap

Jack - "God damn! I've got a bad case of shubes after that brown pipe!"

by Nemo1989 November 19, 2007

The act of jizzing in your hand and using your ejaculated cum as hair gel.

Steve forgot to buy hair gel so he shubed before he went out with Sara.

by douchemeister April 23, 2006

Ok, down for the idea, willing to do so, approval of action, going along with.

You want to go with us to the movies? Replied with "Shubees"

by Fenu December 23, 2013

Dude I shubed last night and it's so soft down there.

by Shubemaster December 25, 2013