The Shrub

A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.

The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!

by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004

Shrubs

Its another word for a party
its a North London slang

oi are u lot goin 2 dat "shrubs" 2nite?

by shawn July 28, 2003

Shrubs

A person who has a chameleon effect to appear as a diverse range of ethnicities

Shrubs could you please translate this Arabic writing. Shrubs "I'm not Arabic"

I seen you in that Bollywood production Shrubs "I'm not Indian"

That was a good century you scored on the weekend. Shrubs "I'm not Pakistani"

Shrubs you need to stop running around with those Melbourne youth gangs. Shrubs "I'm not an African youth"

by EvLovesGoldenRivets April 28, 2020

Shrubbing

To rest for a while in the shrubs after too may cocktails.

I'm sorry to keep you waiting in the car so long, I went ShrubbingTo for a bit.

by Ecarl July 30, 2012

the shrub

denoting a woman's unkempt, bushy public hair. ant. the patch or the line.

I like girls who take care of themselves down there; the shrub will never do for me.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

Shrub

A gay man or a man you presume to be gay.

Wow, I think that guy is a big shrub.

by Pierce Bears January 23, 2011

The Shrub

A floating bush, has great powers. A DemiGod to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.

Look! There hovers The Shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!

www.oftheshrub.com

by DarkCow February 23, 2003