Definitions by AngryAmishMafia

Peter Pan 

A very hard blow to the left shoulder.
Also sometimes called the Peter Pan Blaster.

"Peter Pan Blaster!"
"YOW! Don't do that!"

Peter Pan by AngryAmishMafia July 26, 2004

Integrant

One who calls another person 'racist' or 'closed minded' because the person does not like a certain thing created by another group or culture.

"I fail to see the point in Dance Dance Revolution."
"No. You just hate Asian people, you closed minded bastard!"
"WTF?"

Integrant by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

Echidna 

An Austrailian monotreme that looks like a hedgehog, but with an enlongated snout. Lays eggs.

The echidna is a mammal and is not to be confused with the enchilada, a Mexican food item.

Echidna by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.

WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!

Ashton Kutcher by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Congress 

Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.

I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.

Congress by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

American Big Dick Syndrome 

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

American Big Dick Syndrome by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Idaho 

One of the best conducted hoaxes in history. Idaho does not exist, nor does anyone "from Idaho" exist. It is suspected Idaho is a black hole.

Idaho is, in actuality, the final resting place of the B-52's. When their career began to decline, they left for Idaho and never returned.

My grandma's poodle was sucked into the gaping void of Idaho while she was visiting Montana.

Idaho by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004