AngryAmishMafia's definitions

Peter Pan

A very hard blow to the left shoulder.
Also sometimes called the Peter Pan Blaster.

"Peter Pan Blaster!"
"YOW! Don't do that!"

by AngryAmishMafia July 26, 2004

The Shrub

A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.

The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!

by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004

Congress

Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.

I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

Echidna

An Austrailian monotreme that looks like a hedgehog, but with an enlongated snout. Lays eggs.

The echidna is a mammal and is not to be confused with the enchilada, a Mexican food item.

by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004

American Big Dick Syndrome

Theory that America is the only real country on Earth, could kick every other country's ass in a war (combined), has the right to police other countries and isn't a part of the United Nations.

Belief commonly held by Republicans.

God bless America... And fuck everybody else.

by AngryAmishMafia May 25, 2004

George W. Bush

1) A natural disaster which struck the united states in 2000 A.D. and flooded the American media with manipulation and lies.
2) Reincarnation of both Hitler and Alf.

If you don't support war then you're not a patriot. You love America, right?

by AngryAmishMafia May 18, 2004

Integrant

One who calls another person 'racist' or 'closed minded' because the person does not like a certain thing created by another group or culture.

"I fail to see the point in Dance Dance Revolution."
"No. You just hate Asian people, you closed minded bastard!"
"WTF?"

by AngryAmishMafia May 26, 2004