shriv

a bothersome old person with an antiquated perspective.

I asked the shriv to stop throwing his taco bell trash on the ground and he said, "Don't tell me what to do. I been here longer than you."

by plsg + smike March 14, 2003

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 6, 2004

shriv

usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist

Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows

by joel January 5, 2005

shriv

real small wrinkle dick

cory monroe has a Hela shriv as dick.

by b to the o to the b May 14, 2003

shriv

A small dead bird found shriveled on a wall

"oh my god! Shriv has gone crusty in the sun!"

by We3xY July 3, 2006

shriv

Any woodland creature of actual or fictional existence which dwells exclusively or voluntarily in mushrooms.

I'm pretty sure your grandmother is a fucking shriv.

by Cäncer September 4, 2007

The Shriv

When you haven't fucked a girl in 3 weeks.

Bhul is on the shriv. Allergic to the shriv

by YB Skelly January 19, 2017