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A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.
That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.
by Zeke September 05, 2004
a bothersome old person with an antiquated perspective.
I asked the shriv to stop throwing his taco bell trash on the ground and he said, "Don't tell me what to do. I been here longer than you."
by plsg + smike March 14, 2003
Any woodland creature of actual or fictional existence which dwells exclusively or voluntarily in mushrooms.
I'm pretty sure your grandmother is a fucking shriv.
by Cäncer September 04, 2007
usually followed by a hand motion consisting of a closed fist above the waist pivoted forward and backward from the wrist
Dude, the singer for My Chemical Romance... what a shriv. hand motion follows
by joel January 04, 2005
A small dead bird found shriveled on a wall
"oh my god! Shriv has gone crusty in the sun!"
by We3xY July 03, 2006
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