Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.

Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...

by HounmanBT November 7, 2019

Shrinked Dinkie

A small wiener

Jim has a shrinked dinkie

by November 19, 2020

Adhoc Shrinking

Providing mental health and psychosocial support to another person as and when needed. This is meant to aide in the reduction of stress or anxiety the person may be experiencing and is generally among known individuals. However, there are many attempting to provide such advice on social media channels

bro I just took straight Ls in my meeting with Mike. do you have time for some adhoc shrinking? i need help not being ded

by Truffula August 9, 2023

Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.

I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!

by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

Shrink Wrap

When you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.

"Aaaah I just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss." - Mr. Poo McPooey-Woo (on the loo)

by I-WIN March 8, 2009

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 20, 2004

Shrink-ing

When at work in the office place, and you do fuck all work during the day

Baz stop Shrink-ing and do some fucking work!

by MPK February 1, 2008