shpittle shpiral 

the travel of one's shpit off a balcony in a shpiral pattern that continues in a double-helix-shaped pathway towards the ground.

"Guy1: Hey man! Did you see that?"
"Guy2: Yeah dude, did your spit travel in a spiral pattern?"
Guy1: Wow..a shpittle shpiral"

Other Examples:

"Shpittle Shpiral Competition (proper noun)- a weekly competition, typically sponsored at one's apartment between roommates, to cause one's spit to travel in aesthetic patterns off one's balcony.

shpittle shpiral by R0BvT January 27, 2011

lick spittle 

Lick-spittle. A slimy grovelling and devious person who will do anything to get ahead in their life and career including accepting an order from the boss to lick a big green greasy lump of spit in the hope of promotion or a pat on the head.

I hate that bastard , always crawling up the bosses arse - he's a real lick spittle

lick spittle by QWERTY1 June 18, 2006

shittlecake 

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.

"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."

shittlecake by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008

shittlesticks

a word to say when its really quiet and your bored, or when you mess up on something

Shittlesticks, i burned my hand again, im never gonna smoke again...

Oh shittlesticks!

shittlesticks by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008

aw donkey spittle 

It's another way of saying "aw crap"

A: We don't believe this crazy old man
B: Aw donkey spittle

aw donkey spittle by Queen of all Senpias May 16, 2018

shittlefuckskeetskeet 

Shittlefuckskeetskeet is a combination word comprised of three terms. Shittles, Fuckles, and Skeet Skeet. All of which may have sexual connotation when used separately, but when combined form the ultimate exclamation. When using the word, no other word is needed in the sentence, because everyone will know the level of seriousness that requires such a term.

The term was created in 2004 by world renowned artist and musician Harrison Moenich.

"Shittlefuckskeetskeet!"

shittlefuckskeetskeet by donotello August 5, 2008

shittle brick 

one step beyond shit. but as for physical entity it is liquid shit in a brick like force field that the liquid shit can only come out if you go through the force field.

example one: man this day was a load of shittle bricks.
example two: you did not just shittle brick on my car!
expamle three: this is shittle bricks.
and so on.

shittle brick by Sake_Hermit January 13, 2010