Top Definition
A long sales pitch by a person who wants to sell you on an idea or convince you about what kind of person he is. Usually used for picking up chicks or selling you car insurance.

See also shtick
If you want to get some, you have to have a to start with a good opener and follow it up with a good shpiel.
by Arunabh Das February 20, 2009

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