showtum 

The embarrassing situation when one (or both) of your testicles hang loose from your baggy fitting shorts or underwear, esp. in public.

Little did David know, as he posed for the family photograph, that his showtum was exposed for all to see. A passing cockglancer could hardly believe his luck!

showtum by cambot May 17, 2008

showjumping 

A kick-ass equestrian sport consisting of riding over massive obstacles with thousands of spectators cheering in the background. Usually seen as "the real deal" of equestrian disciplines.

Rider: Hey Mom, did you see my awesome dressage test yesterday?

Mother: Oh sorry dear, I was watching the showjumping.

showjumping by Showjumper December 1, 2010

shotumentary

a series of photos that make up a story. popular in blogs and the like...

in regards to the bear in the photoblog, the artiste disclaimed "no animals were harmed in the making of this 3-shotumentary."

shotumentary by seajhay October 17, 2005

shostume

A noun used by couples around Halloween time, coming from a combination of the words "shared" and "costume".

Girl: Babe why don't we think of a costume we can be together?
Guy: You mean like a shostume?

shostume by shostume October 26, 2014

showtyme 

this word is for people that don't know how to spell or make music. if you make a "rap" group using this as your name you're clearly mentally retarded and the fact of the matter is you need to realize you are a grown up and that being from west view, you do not classify as "ghetto". Its pathetic how you can call out women also because you gotta be a real hard ass if you can talk shit on a girl...... furthermore if this is the name of your "production" company you might wanna call it quits cause my guess is that your dad touches you too much and that is the reason you lash out on other people because of how insecure you truly are.....

1st person: hey man, my retarded friend's new nick name is, "showtyme."
2nd person:
He should probably go run into oncoming traffic....

showtyme by getfucked21 November 28, 2010

Post Showtime Depression 

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.

Man the Post Showtime Depression hits hard

Post Showtime Depression by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023

The Showtime 

A sex position involving one person (usually the male) to enter the second person (female) from behind. A spooning position. Named after the fact that it's the only position that is allowed to be shown in a soft core porno that is aired late at night on Showtime.

Dude, i was watching some crazy porno called Sex Games Cancun 2 and the only move they ever did was the showtime!

The Showtime by sarahsaurus November 3, 2008