One who, without consciousness of doing so, holds a spoon or fork in their hand in a manner that resembles holding a bike handle, and proceeds to shovel the food into their face as if they were a caveman.
by Flipcyde96 August 11, 2005
1. Something which is useful for removing particles from body parts, such as removing sand from ones vagina
by Briman007 April 11, 2008
Matt: Dude this kid tried to fight me because I called his girl a shovel
Sean: What a fucking pussy man
Sean: What a fucking pussy man
by sweknmencwo May 9, 2021
by CaptainMcScrumplepus March 17, 2018
A really stupid asian.
They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.
They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.
Shovel: Hey Lucy Lui, want to go to Chinatown and get some Won Ton?
Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
by Chi Town John Doe April 2, 2008