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A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.
"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."

"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."

"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."

"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"
by Anti-Shed Man October 11, 2006
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A sketchy place where local kids go to get high, drunk, burn stuff, and be jackasses.
Hey, lets go down to the shed and get fucked up.
by Big Johnny December 17, 2003
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A small shed that was located in Talbot's Point in Sandwich, Ma. It was a very popular smoke spot before some savage brutally tore it down.
Guy 1: Let's go smoke at The Shed, I love that place!

Guy 2: Didn't you hear? Someone tore it down.

Guy 1: Are you serious?! What a dickhead.
by Mr. Tarsky February 15, 2017
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a magical place somewhere in the world that teenagers sit around in the cold and get stupidly high and then "big man" mongs.

The cause and solution to all teenagers problems.
"are you going to the shed"
by mysticmike666 January 28, 2009
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fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.
Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.

by oswego dude October 13, 2006
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Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves
Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.
by Random Dude February 02, 2005
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