shot bum 

The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.

Bif- "Shotgun."

Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."

Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.

Matt - I guess that means I get cobain

shot bum by Rex Roddy August 25, 2010

bum shot 

The act of consuming alcohol, typically from a shot glass, via the anus.

She was having a blast doing bum shots on the bar until she pooted and sprayed the bartender with 151.

bum shot by MetalGuru November 28, 2007

Bumper shot 

To violently hit an object E.G animal or small child, using the bumper of your car by speeding up then braking harshly to shunt the car forward while coming to stop.

I would never run over it with a Tyre that would ruin the taste i just bumper shot that rapid fucking pheasant.

Bumper shot by Two headed boy pt 2 March 29, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012