Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 1, 2017

Gourd shorts

When you can see a man’s bulge through his pants

“Bro check out Jason’s gourd shorts, he’s packing a foot-long in there!”

by zoeeq November 29, 2021

wearing short socks

In the hood when you’re wearing short sock it could mean many things. First hookers where then so when they catch boys in the hood wear short sock they calling them a girl whore; or it could mean that your a girl as in that you show you leg for guys.

“Nigga why you wearing short socks your a gay frfr”

by Drdre4ever October 12, 2023

short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.

Short girls with no hair have a big attitude

by vanessa's daddy February 12, 2018

Take short

To last for a small duration of time. Antonym of "take long". Logically, if something can "take long", it should also be able to "take short". "For short", "be short", and "last short" are similar.

This homework should take short.
I will only be here for short.
George said he'd be short, but he still isn't here.
Liz Truss's premiership lasted short.

by Hobox March 21, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 2, 2023

short bus baddie

a baddie (hot girl) that rides the short bus (school bus for specially abled kids).
common alternative to "short bus shorty"

"your girl is stupid" "yeah, right? she a short bus baddie"

by autismusstiller June 20, 2023