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Dipshit-abled

The state or quality of being so shitbrained to a point of disabled like qualities which have reached a humorous level. This being the only word fathomable to combine the disabled nature and pure idiocy of such actions into one conglomerative word.
Mike: isn't my dog being so cute?
Alex: no, he's just being extremely "dipshit-abled".
Dipshit-abled by Ysbeer June 7, 2021
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differently abled 

The current politically correct term for mentally handicapped people. However, by the time this definition is finished being typed, "differently abled" will likely be a "slur" and the new PC term will be something even more vague.
"People with Down Syndrome are not 'disabled,' they're differently abled! And this has nothing to do with political correctness; simply understanding and clarity."
"I beg your pardon, but I don't appreciate you calling people like my son 'differently abled.' They are no more 'different' than any usual person. This is an offensive slur and needs to stop. Spread the word to end the D-word!"

Differently-Abled

The 8 students in French 3 class are differently-abled, meaning we are just annoying and different and lowkey dumb but its all good.
French 3 is differently-abled. We're differently-abled.
Differently-Abled by dumbhaley October 27, 2020

differently abled 

adj. Politically correct 1990s euphemism meaning "disabled". Contrary to what the words may suggest, "differently abled" does NOT mean "having different abilities;" more precisely it means "lacking expected abilities." Since mental disability is generally associated with much more social stigma than physical disability (and hence is ripe for being described by a "sensitive" PC vocabulary), "differently abled" is most frequently encountered in similar contexts as "special". With this in mind, persons of non-retarded status should construe the phrase as a deep insult.
What the teacher thinks: "Goddamn, that was funny! Why do they insist on mainstreaming these plainly retarded kids...they're so distracting to my class..."

What the teacher says: "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves for laughing when our differently abled peers gave their fine interpretation of Hamlet."
differently abled by Carl Willis January 18, 2005

Ornery-abled 

Rather than disabled or handicapped which denote a lack of ability or a failure to meet manufacured ability standards this word speaks to the determination, resilience and creaivity many uniquely abled persons use.
Of course I will do this task, I am ornery-abled and will figure it out.
Ornery-abled by MSDLYNXTeec November 20, 2022
When the person’s mind is in a vegetative state (a person considered to be disabled) but are physically capable of every day life.
Person 1; “What is he doing? What is wrong with him?!”

Person 2; “Sorry, he is Veg-abled so he’s a little bit slow .”
Veg-abled by anonymous February 1, 2024