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She was sucking him off and right before he was about to cum in her mouth he pulled out and gave her the porn shot all over her face
porn shot by Funny rigger85 June 8, 2018
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Porn Shorts
A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
Porn Shorts by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
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porn stars pop shot
An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.
Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.
porn stars pop shot by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
Shorthorned dribbler
He played her like a fiddle, got her in bed and she laughed at his shorthorned dribbler. He was hung like an angry gerbil.
Shorthorned dribbler by Futureghst-MJC September 30, 2012
shorthorn
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You get the idea Texass is just a bunch of losers and cry babies.
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You get the idea Texass is just a bunch of losers and cry babies.
shorthorn by Bob Stoops July 27, 2004
PornHub Swimming Shorts
Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
PornHub Swimming Shorts by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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