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shot checkers 

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.
We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.
shot checkers by Greg May 13, 2005
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chicken shot

A straight shot of Jameson whiskey mixed with 1 oz. of KFC chicken strips minced using a Slap Chop.
You're not drunk enough yet until you've taken a chicken shot. It's got Vince's stamp of approval.
chicken shot by krnprofessor September 6, 2010

Rubber Chicken Shot  

When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.
When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.

Checkered Shirt 

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.
Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?
Checkered Shirt by nomanito June 19, 2019

Shot Gun Chicken

1. Verb, To throw a hand full of chicken nuggets at someone.
2. Noun, Many pieces of chicken used for throwing.
Denis Really Shot Gun Chickened Meg in the face.
Shot Gun Chicken by G4723 November 15, 2022

guy-in-a-checked-shirt 

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check your shorts 

First thing to do after you go through a scary situation and survive. The event was so frightening that you could've lost bladder or bowel control.
You almost got hit by a truck? Did you check your shorts afterwards?