shorn't 

"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.

Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?

shorn't by codyjoe February 11, 2009

Share the cake don't eat the cake 

To give some to others rather than keeping to yourself.

When Daniel wouldn't share his toys with me I told to him to share the cake don't eat the cake.

Share the cake don't eat the cake by Kotchi April 30, 2019

Jersey Shore Twister 

A drink invented in and commonly brought to the beach in the Jersey Shore area of New Jersey because it is against the beach rules to bring alcoholic beverages on the beach. It is gatorade with a twist: vodka. It can be served in a gatorade bottle or in a glass. Cheers!

Ex 1: Person One: "Hey dude, lets bring some beers to the beach when we go down to Belmar!"
Person 2: "No you cant! They dont allow alcohol on the beach! Let's bring out some Jersey Shore Twisters"
Ex 2: "I'll have a Jersey Shore Twister on the rocks"

Jersey Shore Twister by Slang Blade August 8, 2009

Shore thing

Used as alternative to "sure thing" , "ok", "cool", " thanks"

A says: "Can you please pass a message to your peers...."

B replies: "Shore thing"

Shore thing by DON Mikey November 29, 2021

North Shore Towers

What to say about North Shore Towers. If you are under 60: it is not for you. Older people come to congregate their and live out their last years. They have tons of activities for the older generation: golf, water yoga, gardening, and anything along those lines. They have indoor and outdoor pools so it's great for grandparents to bring their grandchildren. But warning: it is not for you if you are under 60: I promise.

My grandparents live in North Shore Towers.

North Shore Towers by WordyNerdy August 23, 2011

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

The shit that he don't share 

Illicit drugs that are people hoard,greedily, like it's the last drugs they will ever see again.

That must be some fire ass shit. He is stingy with it. That is the shit that he don't share!

The shit that he don't share by Vanessamaria November 29, 2020