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shorn't 

"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.

Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?

shorn't by codyjoe February 11, 2009