Shore Regional
High School is a school in West Long Branch, NJ where a plethura of different species of children gravitate most notably wiggers, newfags, band geeks, jocks etc. It's a shock that this school can win anything considering they were the only football team to ever lose to Mater Dei. The teachers here are so oblivious that familiar pastimes include getting high on the bus or getting
drunk in class. One of the oldest members of the Shore Dynasty is
Ms. Williams and she is a founding
father of sorts. Nothing great comes out of Shore so if you
go here then by now you must realize your life is a joke and you're not going anywhere in life. In fact you
may end up teaching there are repeating the cycle when you're older...go figure.
Things that can be found here are: The Landragon, Shore Whores, and Anthony Palumbo