Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban
Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need
like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this
guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem
like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping
track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed
like something you would keep
track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel
like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as
long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a
green haired
retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other
people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that
people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
