shoot and shit

In the bathroom, you achieve ejaculation as you take a shit at the same time.

Man, last night I was in the bathroom for hours! I had the best shoot and shit of my life.

by XxCrazyBitchxX January 26, 2018

Shooting the shit

The process of sitting around and talking for a lengthy period about absolutely nothing important.

We were at the card shop for like four hours shooting the shit about absolutely nothing.

by withad34 January 26, 2020

Shooting the Shit

Shooting the shit is the art of talking about, everything, anything, and just asking why. From the fundamentals of life, to the the minuscule details of the day to day routine.

Shooting the shit can also be known as bsing or bullshiting.

I was shooting the shit about this weather with Bill the other day. Talk about a fucking hot one!

by Idek what to put here May 11, 2020

shoot the shit

Something rednecks do when they are hunting. They drive around in a pick-up truck until they find a spot on the road where another hunter took a shit. They know it's human because there's toilet paper on it. They shoot at the shit to watch pieces fly into the air, then go back to drinking.

What are we gonna do if we don't see any animals, shoot the shit?

by cilicat February 18, 2010

Shoot The Shit

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

by Weirdo Sheep February 20, 2016

shoot the shit

Inject heroin in your veins and go down the spiral.

Layne liked to shoot the shit; he liked it too much.

by Looch September 9, 2005

shoot ya shit

1. To throw your hands up to fight .....mostly Used in the Philadelphia/south jersey area

“You wanna fight? Say nomore, shoot ya shit”

by Mansa M. November 21, 2018