Shosple Colupis 

The word school supplies, but the letters are badly rearranged.

Person: Shosple Colupis

Shosple Colupis by dababby July 20, 2019

Shooples 

A sexually confused fish/panda hybrid.

Hey did you just see Shooples eat/molest that underwater bamboo?

Shooples by Gt Virtue December 15, 2008

stomple 

v. The unintentional infliction of harm or injury with disregard or indifference to the victim(s), by a mass of people with booted feet.

n. The action or sound of stompling. Can also be a circular group dance involving a rhythmical, heavy step.

Bob fell down while in the pit at the Pantera show and was stompled for quite a while before anyone helped him out of there.

stomple by Mack Caddy September 4, 2005

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

shimple by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Shomelette 

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

Shomelette by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

Shopleft

Surreptitiously leaving your own old, no longer wanted, possessions for somebody else to have to deal with.

I was tired of looking at your old beat-up golf clubs that you refused to take to Goodwill, so I shopleft them at the neighbor's garage sale.

It's time to take our unsold garage sale items to Goodwill. Hey! Where did these golf clubs come from? Somebody must have shopleft them here. Assholes!!

Shopleft by wastenot July 20, 2017

shoplete 

One who shops for sport; takes shopping to a competitive level.

Christina is a serious shoplete. She routinely practices honing style skills (at the mall), studying the game (Vogue, E! TV, and What Not to Wear) and showing off her talent for fashion to appease an audience (at the bar, club or various social events).

shoplete by aerin liz May 13, 2008