Shmomosexual 

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010

shamomo

shamomo is a word that connotes a feeling of being in an ALTA DAMASCO... you know her? she's one of the most powerful extravagantly super nova...go figure

the nuclear power plant in bataan has a total capacity of 3000Alt.D.(unit for Alta Damasco)

shamomo by ngokngok October 5, 2004

Shoomoo 

Gustavo’s favorite hamster

Man 1: yo have you seen that shoomoo
Homslice 1:ye

Shoomoo by Amayuel itzilio May 31, 2023

Shmomolobolopolis 

A place where people that cannot intelligently defend themselves (in way of physical combat or oral confrontation) congregate

that new mall is such a Shmomolobolopolis

Shmomolobolopolis by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shommocks 

noun: legs, to move ones legs

Person 1: Laura is sitting in my chair

Person 2: Tell her to shift her shommocks

Shommocks by Laura0610 February 5, 2007

shmomoe 

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.

Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...

shmomoe by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shmomoloboe 

A group of people that cannot intelligently defend themselves in way of oral confrontation or physical combat.

That freshman group is such a Shmomoloboe

Shmomoloboe by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005