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shoething 

shoething shoo-th ing

-verb (used without object)
1. The act of investigating all manner of things shoe.

-verb (used with an object)
1. To investigate everything pertaining to shoes (in an outfit, competetive sport, etc.)
I've been pacing back and forth contemplating when I shall give a free shoething consultation to all of the patients in the amputee ward.
shoething by K-Fin & L-Ren January 18, 2008

shothang 

pronounced sho-thang

1. a shorty that is a sure thing for sex

2. a sure thing
Darryl: Are you gonna get with Jasmine tonight?

Reginald: Ya, she's what I like to call a shothang.
shothang by random internet user September 19, 2012

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.
We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
The quiet kid reaches into the back
*1 min later*

“SCHOOL SHOOTING
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019