shoe lover 

Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.

That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover

shoe lover by Gay ballerhino April 4, 2019

shitlover 

An individual that allows family and friends to treat them like shit. The individual gets tired of having to tolerate the bullshit treatment and will cry to people that don't treat them like shit and these people that never shit on that individual will be there for support. But then the individual wants to tolerate being shit on again by their family or friends and then the people giving the individual their support end up having to deal with that individuals shit.

The shitlover is a lost cause and always ends up going back for more so don't even get involved or you will be a shitlover too.

shitlover by jpg3 December 5, 2011

Shelovesmichael

Y'all ready know Shelovesmichael

Guy : Hey babe have you been cheating on me?
Girl: Yeah but it was with @shelovesmichael
Guy: Oh that's fine I would too no homo

Shelovesmichael by BoyBoy69 September 11, 2018

shoevering

The process of emergency cleaning of the floor by scraping your shoe along the skirting board to collect piles of dog hair and crumbs, without having to get the hoover out.

Just do a bit of shoevering round the kitchen floor please, there's loads of dog hair.

shoevering by authorph September 17, 2018

shoeboxer

One who reads The Shoebox Project on livejournal. Shoeboxers are also likely to be puppyshippers.

1. Kayleigh and I are shoeboxers.
2. The shoeboxers squeed when shoebox_project was updated

shoeboxer by Monique S. October 9, 2007

Smolover 

A very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. A Smolover feels that she (it) is sexy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. A Smolover lurks at lunch time... seeking it's prey to swallow whole in one gulp. When anxious, the Smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.

"Don't be such a smolover."

"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"

"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"

"SMOLOVER!"

Smolover by Shiva Shamboo February 25, 2010

Shoever 

A anciant ritual in which you throw your old shoes out the window, so that the Shoe Reeper may take them to his plane in which he has mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-children can take apart the shoes, and sew them back together with mystical-undead-vietnamese-skeleton-string and sell them back at discount prices, so the Reeper can raise enough money to get himself a (hard) ticket to Hawaii.

"Mom, before I take a bath, I have do shoever."

Shoever by 19BDC90 January 14, 2010