1 definition by Shiva Shamboo
A very frightening creature that will unleash her murderous rage upon you at a drop of the hat. A Smolover feels that she (it) is sexy and will hold provocative poses with her legs apart, but mostly it just stinks. A Smolover lurks at lunch time... seeking it's prey to swallow whole in one gulp. When anxious, the Smolover lets out a noxious foul smell.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.
The Smolover most resembles Sigmund the Sea Monster.
"Don't be such a smolover."
"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"
"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"
"SMOLOVER!"
"Do you smell that? Must be a smolover!"
"I feel a chill up my spine... must be a smolover lurking close by"
"SMOLOVER!"
by Shiva Shamboo February 25, 2010