shoelacing

The art of getting so far up managements back side you need to leave your shoe laces hanging so you can be extracted

Hey, Ramo's such master at shoelacing we could only just see the tips of his laces

by Sammyshoelace September 3, 2019

Shoe and Shoelace

A very popular Russian cartoon.

Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"

Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"

by syniconthetrack September 26, 2012

judgemental shoelace

smol snek that looks like a shoelace

he silently judges u

beware of the judgemental shoelace chirren

if you see a smol judgemental shoelace, give him a smol boop, (DONT KEL HIM) and run

' oh look its a judgemental shoelace'

by judgemental shoelace November 19, 2018

The Shoelace Effect

When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.

"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."

by Phorx May 28, 2015

shoelace method

When Someone depressed or suicidal attempts to hang their self with a shoelace.

Damion: Man, Did you here about Austin? Last night he attempted the shoelace method but failed. Tony: Damn, that sucks but its funny.

by duscly January 11, 2019

shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

by Sean February 16, 2005

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011