When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.
AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
Eric: Shoddy fives bro.
by The Drifter_ September 12, 2009
A "shoddy beggar" is a slang term for excrement such as that which exits the anus of a human when the time is right. It can be used when taking part in informal conversation and can be used to refer someone that is going to go and excrete faeces.
by biteston August 4, 2007
Shoddy pigeon is the best pigeon in the world. with his sidekick, mr pomme, the save the entire universe from evil things such as fat pigeon and mr illingworth!
"Katherine, if i hear you say shoddy pigeon one more time in this lesson you will go outside!" - miss charlton
by Katherine Jennings March 21, 2005
by Ashton230907 February 26, 2020
The disappointing act of feeling like you need a really good dump but only being able to produce small pebble like turds.
It felt like I was going to drop the whole family off at the pool but instead I ended up having a shoddy plop
by monkeyhutch July 5, 2010
A shot of alcohol using a weak alcohol not intended for shots Eg. Beer not vodka, Cruisers not spirits etc. Shoddy is known to mean Bad, useless or crappy.
by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 17, 2007
by sarah November 26, 2003