Ez Showerin' 

When you wash your hair by kneeling your head in the shower,but keep your clothes on for ez access, because showers suck ball and it's way quicker.

My hair was nasty, so I put some shampoo in my hair and did some ez showerin', and within a minute my hair was great!

Ez Showerin' by The Thot Who Got Shot January 7, 2018

Soberish 

The state of being sober-ish implies one has the ability to move freely and with conviction beetween the states of sobriety and intoxication, being able to lose their pants but not their panties; and to be able to remember with accuracy why one got 86ed from a bar.

Get me a drink before last call i need to stay soberish so i can keep having fun till it's time to drive home.

Soberish by bocharo January 5, 2011

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

soberist 

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

soberist by tossayo November 2, 2008

Stobering 

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.

Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.

Stobering by TheJuuster October 12, 2011

semi-soberish 

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

semi-soberish by gfunk406 June 9, 2011

Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

Showering like a rape victim by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008