a state of drowsyness that lasts the entire day. a shnumped person may also feel bored or confused without an interest as to finding out why. shnumpyness is not to be confused with depression, but may also be referred to by some as the "rainy day" feeling.

Tom: "Hey man, wanna play Halo?"
Marty: "Maybe tomorrow, I'm in a shnump today."

shnump by klayfan October 16, 2008

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shrumph

1) (noun) An embarrassing failure due to lack of effort.
2) (noun) a person known for many shrumpfs
2) (verb) to give up without even trying
The word comes from the sound made when letting one's body fall limply onto an overstuffed couch.

"I totally shrumphed the midterm; that class is so boring I can't even begin to read the books."

"Bill's the biggest shrumph -- he can't get a date, keep a job, or even buy a vowel."

shrumph by Dr Word Nerd December 21, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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