The combination of a sneeze and a classic trouser soiling. This phenomenon occurs, usually when ill, when you sneeze so hard you get paid a visit by a liquified shit.
Tom: Why were you late for class this morning?
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.
Joe: I shnit myself, so I had to hop back in the shower.
by slimmyflimmyjimmy September 20, 2016
When someone takes a dump, and sneezes at the same time. Its a combination of the word shit, and sneeze
by Makerofwords223 August 1, 2022
The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.
Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.
by casterfields March 3, 2016
by Alex.Is.Nicki January 23, 2015