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verb. When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants.
My supervisor had to leave early, she shnitted and had a horrible shit stain on the back of her pants.
by arrears 2 worker January 03, 2011
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The feeling of you being trash and tired but not the tired of 'I didn't sleep well last night' the tired " I am done with fucking everything I need a fucking vacation in Jamaica or something" tired.
Common Asshole- What is up with you today dude you are so blah looking.
Normal human being- I am shnitted today. Now leave me be.
Common Asshole- shits his pants.
by casterfields August 15, 2016
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When someone sneeze's and accidentally shits their pants.
Michael: Dude, Hilary Shnitted on my lap!

Dude: Bro! Same shit , different ass..
by Alex.Is.Nicki January 22, 2015
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