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Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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Shmeelah 

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)
John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
Shmeelah by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016
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Shaneela 

The coolest person in the world. Popular, pretty and has many close friends! Kind, caring and a good listener.
Shaneela is lovely.
Shaneela by trololololtrolll June 6, 2011

Shaneela 

A caring lovely girl who would do anything for her friends. Good in long term relationships, loving, kind, considerate, definitely a keeper!
Guy 1: Oh hey she's nice!
Guy 2: She's such a Shaneela
Aussie word for girl, female, woman, beeotch
Crikey mate,, look at the arse on that Sheela!
Sheela by migga bizzla November 27, 2003
(noun)
A female who is known for being physically fit and is sensual in everything she does. Sometimes can be considered Australian but that only stems from the sexual nature of people from Australia.
That chick is hotter than wasabi!
...yeah she's quite a Sheela
Sheela by SydTottalyOwns April 3, 2011

shneekay shneekay 

Another way of saying "extremely sneaky". Often used when someone is very suddenly surprised by someone else or when someone gets away or very quickly disappears without a trace, only to reappear later.
Jim:"What the hell happened to Chris? He was here just a second ago but now he's gone."
Brandon: "Maybe he's trying to be shneekay shneekay again."
shneekay shneekay by UndeadMessenger February 18, 2009