shnarf

an expression to convey or describe feelings of grumpiness, crankiness, impatience, selfishness, and snobbery. can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective. it can be used very flexibly.

"johnny's being such a shnarf today. what a jerk."
"i shnarfed the teller our at the bank for not correcting my balance of a million dollars."
"ooh, shnarfie."

by la princessa February 28, 2009

shnarf

shnarf-(v)- to hit, hurt, or injur somone or something

im funna shnarf you in da fo'head if you dont get ya greasy fried chicken hands off my boo nukka

by boxerboy137 July 7, 2006

Shnarf

Its a word used to negate something said that is otherwise pretentious or seamed know-it-all-ish. usually said in a sarcastic, demeaning tone.

Person 1: well you see the shark doesn't just eat people, like "you" say.

Person 2: Shnarf

by Teilar August 6, 2008

Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

by Tyler Durden February 1, 2004

Shnarf

A small noise made by imagining yourself as a small caring animal from a far-off planet.
A caring gesture when expressed to others.

"You've made me a calendar of yourself in strange pants!!! Wow, Shnarf!!!"

by Emma Friendship August 8, 2008

shnarf

Disbelief after hearing a lame story

oh shnarf, what a lame ass.....
Shnarf is like oh boo hoo on you
just basicly lame

by knowlightknowright May 31, 2019