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A special mixture of shit and mud.
BJ you stepped into some serious shmud!
shmud by JeLLo December 23, 2003
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That damn Aleah is such a fucking shmud!!!!
Shmud by RileyBabyCraig October 21, 2010
A mixture of mashed potatoes and lots of mayonaise
Shmud by QesqseQ October 21, 2020

Puffin shmud 

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.
person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...
Puffin shmud by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012
A slang term for sex
Dude, I got shaud from this girl last night.
shaud by M000P August 2, 2017
Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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