shmooboo 

A weird word that girlfriends call their boyfriend

Oh, hi shmooboo

shmooboo by li3h2dkewjdewdwe November 22, 2018

Shmonologist 

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

Shmonologist by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

Shmonoger 

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.

1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.

Shmonoger by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011

Oongus Shmoongus 

Was said by cavemen during the Ooga Booga event. A war cry.

Foongus: Oongus Shmoongus!
Everyone else: "Scared"

Oongus Shmoongus by Floopity Flip December 6, 2021

Shmoonism 

An adjective used to describe the act of spending your parent's money or entire paycheck on anything you don't need in a matter of two days or less, typically a weekend. Another example of this would include spending any and all money that should be used for bills at a bar, or even multiple bars. Generally, most money would be spent on bottles of Coors Light and multiple packs of Marlboro Lights. Also, to be a "schmoon" move, the person has to lie about where they spent/got all their money.

Driving home to get $200 in bill money from your parents, then spending it all that weekend on a Brewer's game and a couple trips to the bar. Total shmoonism

Going to the grocery store three times in one night, to get a total of five sodas that cost 25 cents a piece.

Shmoonism by Dank Chopper May 13, 2008

shoonoik 

a person who makes a real fool of themselves while in public.

Hey look at that person throwing up on the sidewalk. What a shoonoik.

shoonoik by dirtydawgz12 October 18, 2011

shmoon 

-a name to call people that piss you off.
-an insult.

could mean...
-whore
-bitch
-dumbass
-ugly person
-pretty much anything else that is an insult.

Example 1:
Girl 1: Jessie kissed Jeff at that party on Saturday.
Girl 2: Isn't Jeff still going out with Beckie.
Girl 1: Exactly.
Girl 2: Whatta shmoon.

Example 2:
Girl: She stole my boyfriend! Damn skanky shmoon!!

Example 3:
You're a shmoon if you didn't know what shmoon meant.

Example 4:
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear Rick is dating Julia.
Guy 2: Ew! That's disgusting!!
Guy 1: Yeah, I know man. She's such a shmoon.

Example 5:
Man, I hate that shmoon.

shmoon by kimmmmmmmy1019833 December 8, 2009