Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

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Shminkus

A stupid or foolish person; a blunder, or anything you want it to be.

(See Dinkus)

Also: Minkus, Dinkuspie, Dinkusminkus

Oh my god, what a fucking shminkus.

What a minkuspie+

Shminkus by Minkuspie+ March 18, 2009

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threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick

dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!

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A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.

"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."

Shminky by Bananashark March 20, 2010

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The combination of the words "smelly" and "stinky"

That pile of assorted goat droppings sure is shminky.

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A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

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THE GRUNDLE. THE GOOCH. THE TAINT. THE LANDING STRIP. THE ZIPPER. THE SCROTAL MOUNTAINS. the Guys. :3

THAT SHMINKSTER LOOKS COLD, LEMME 9/11 IT WITH MY MOUTH.

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