Hello George (customer), I received your Shmib today and I would like to thank you for your input. I would like to offer you a complimentary beverage next time you come in!
by Shmibber1 November 16, 2016
A dork or an extremely nerdy white person. Usually has very excelllent credit and wears fanny packs and sandals. Very frugal and is a stingy negotiator that makes no valid points.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
Usually has to ask his wife if "it's ok" to purchase big ticket items.
This shmib came into the dealership trying to take $6,000 off a Kia Rio MSRP. What an asshole.
Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.
My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
Fucking shmib at the Deli counter is trying to negotiate the price on a half a LB of smoked ham. What a Jew.
My shmib co worker refused to do a line of booga shooga with me because his wife might find out and be ashamed of him. What a faggot.
by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
a Shmib; a person lacking cordination.
to act retarted or faloniess
a person reeking of foosie pookie!
to act retarted or faloniess
a person reeking of foosie pookie!
by sam Bow August 25, 2006
Plural: Shmibs
A word used specifically to describe a cat's ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). Only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. In other words: shibs = cat's ribs that you want to kick. Simple enough?
A word used specifically to describe a cat's ribs and how you want to kick them in said ribs (shmibs). Only to be used with the intention or threat of kicking a cat in the ribs. In other words: shibs = cat's ribs that you want to kick. Simple enough?
by Dr. Spefforin McMonty January 16, 2011