schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

schmertz by HJR May 2, 2006

Shmeetz

A large dump that makes you squirm in anticipation to release

I took the best Shmeetz yesterday at Becca's house, her mom had to light 3 candles.

Damn Malcolm, you are farting up a storm, maybe you should go Shmeetz bro.

"Hey Hunter, what are you doing tonight"-Chad
"Oh nothing, probably hanging with my shmeetz girlfriend who never lets me doing anything fun"

Shmeetz by DirtyRandy101 October 17, 2019

shmeltz

A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

shmeltz by Shaft January 25, 2004

schmertz

To defecate, esp. with a strong offensive odor.

Oy vey! Who schmertzed in the schvitz?!

schmertz by Kip Kipling March 13, 2011

Shmeetz

Adjective/noun A word used to describe someting or some one that is beyond awesome. A word used to portray someones coolness as an object.

Sean is so shmeetz.

Sean just got the Shmeetz kicked out of him when Yelena broke up with him at Interval

Shmeetz by Fred S Pizza February 2, 2009

smertz 

a derogatory word for species of human who are slimy pieces of shit.

your such a smertz. go back to your pile of smertz

smertz by u ra March 15, 2007

smertz 

slang for SMART used only by KK

TZ: my high score 4701 :-P
PePsiChiCK: u cant get that
PePsiChiCK: it goes by tens..so HAH
TZ: lol i know
TZ: i just wanted to try to piss u off
PePsiChiCK: :-P im too smertz

smertz by TD and KK July 14, 2003