schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.
You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!
by HJR May 02, 2006
mugGet the schmertzmug.

schmertz

To defecate, esp. with a strong offensive odor.
Oy vey! Who schmertzed in the schvitz?!
by Kip Kipling March 13, 2011
mugGet the schmertzmug.