by Yooosh July 10, 2022
A skinny man with a hunch back, very long and sharp chin, big and angular nose, usually dark hair and long pointy fingers reaching out at you. Usually yelling something to the degree of “COME HERE YA FUCKING” with a extremely raspy yet high pitched voice. Something similar to the voice you would hear when playing Cod Zombies and you get a instakill.
So I was walking down the streets of Paris last night and out of the ether came a conniving shmegger and he chased me while yelling “COME HERE YA FUCKING”
by Absurdwords July 19, 2022
Shmegger is a combination of the words; Shekel mugger jewish nigger.
a black person who will try to manipulate you with jewish magic so he could rob you of your shekels (money).
a black person who will try to manipulate you with jewish magic so he could rob you of your shekels (money).
Shmeggers: Oh LOAAARD, Oh Jesus THEEE LOARD NEEDS YOUS TO BUY OUR CDS OH LOAARD
Me: Shut up you stupid shmeggers!
Me: Shut up you stupid shmeggers!
by Bran Star January 10, 2018