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1.
When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles
Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"
by Yahooanswersequalssex May 12, 2009
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2.
The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.
person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks
by shmeggle 4 fun July 06, 2011
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