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a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.
holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!
shmeegle by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007

Schmeegled 

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.
Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.
Schmeegled by murdevil November 28, 2004

Smeegled 

To curiously circle your partners sphyncter with either the toung, finger or penis while whispering my precious...
Yeah bro that bitch was so horny I smeegled her into a lord of the rings style climax she kicked and frodo'd into a squirting wreck

Joe had smeegled the fuck out of ashleigh for a whole half hour before she was then gandalfed.
Smeegled by Lilvfr400boy August 10, 2016

shmeegleborp 

a new insult to use. someone who is a very typical straight white guy. they will be bamboozled when you say this and hurt themselves in their own confusion
you: stupid shmeegleborp
dat dude: what
shmeegleborp by p00p00pėėpėė November 4, 2020

Smeegledorf 

To be proven wrong about a generalization, or hyperbole.
"There's a definition for every combination of letters. Everything is a word."
"What about Smeegledorf?"
"Ah phooey, I've been Smeegledorfed."
Smeegledorf by Spark-E August 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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